Cwazy?
I was cwazy wonce,,,,deh’ put me in a rwoom.
and in dat rwoom, der’ was a dot.
i townted dat dot: one. one. one.
it dwove me cwazy!!!
cwazy? [...]

Roses are red
violets are blue
monkeys like you should be in the zoo
dont worry u’ll find me there too
not in a cage… but laughing at you!!
This [...]

Kisses blown are kisses wasted…..
A kiss isn’t a kiss unless it’s tasted…..
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated….
So Kiss me baby I’m vacinnated!

The roses are wilted
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl is empty
And so is your head

A friend is like p*ss in your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the warmth,
So thanks for being the p*ss in my pants!

Cazy?
I was crazy once.
they locked me in a LOONEY bin.
I died.
They burried me.
There were worms.
They tickled.
They nearly drove me crazy.
Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They locked me [...]

I love them both, can’t have them both.
It’s tearing me apart!
My former joy and present boy:
Both have got my heart.
I have to choose, so I [...]